As Vain As I Allow

Some things about me: My name is Matthew, I'm a curly-headed ginger (the best kind), I'm in college with a focus in Animal Science and Sustainability, my middle name is ACTUALLY Savage, I'm not gay but kinda effeminate, there are two "t's" in "Matthew" kids, I like singing, and have a pet rat named Rosemary, I think inwardly to often (but really, I'm sure everyone does), I'm kinda vain (if you ever meet me you'll know why; I'm fantastic), my favorite animal is the elephant, and my favorite color is scarlet, I like girls with a kind of "plain beauty" about them (I know, a pretty gay way for a dude to describe his sexual attraction to women), I'm a terrible speller, and I'm pretty sure I'm the Avatar, and that no one will ever read this. Ultimately; am I kinda an asshole? Probably. Am I vain?. Probably. Does everyone I meet Love me? definitely.